vanessa barrios knows people. you should know them too.
this is the cast of characters often found on my blog. yeah, i should never be allowed to write epitaphs.
the order was by alphabetical order but then i separated cast members by catagory so they just turned out of funk.
me and doug
vanessa - star of this life. this is about my me. and thats about it. she likes long walks on the beach, halogen lamps and staying up until 6am to write things like this. she drives a large car and doesnt mind giving people rides, just dont make it a habit or make it so i totally run out of gas. she has a fascination with black flip flops and my digital camera. can you tell? she took all the cast pictures. word. in that picture, im at banana bay. and my rufio shirt is cool.
doug - the boyfriend. yeah, he gets the catagory with me because he seriously doesnt fit anywhere else. and im not about to put my boyfriend under misc. we dont remember exactly the moment we laid eyes on each other, but we do know that he was probably wearing blue dennis(r) walking shorts and i was wearing a little montrose plaid jumper. he lives around the block when im living in los angeles. as a staunch supporter of public transportation, he can seriously get anywhere with a day pass and the metro. his ability to make me laugh is one of the reasons why im with him. that picture was taken at the central library on one of our bizarre redline trips.
familia
mom and dad - the producers of this show. literally...
mama fely - my grandmother. the eighty seven year old matriarch of the barrios family, she was a concert pianist in the philippines. sadly, she couldnt teach any of my thirteen cousins how to read notes but we'll look over that small fact.
sonny cheeba - wendell's dog. he's huge. that picture is deceiving. the ibook is really as big as a cardboard box.
wendell - my cousin. he'll call me to either clean his fish tank or for a companion for a BOOBA SMOODIE.
jerel/debbie - other cousin, he uses up my families hot water. i dont think he reads this. debbie is jerel's girlfriend. a follower of my blog, she is the only well liked significant other from my immediate cousins.
danielle - the sister. we spent 9 months out of our lives in the same womb [at seperate times]. she plays many different roles in my life movie such as enemy, confidant, ally, bitch, genius and instigator. currently living in dc, shes an active member of alpha phi omega, international health major, and smoker of benson and hedges. she also hates this picture with a passion
high school folk
kat - le best friend. never a social gauche, kat is trusted by my parents, which means when i tell them im hanging out with kat, 50% of the time, im hanging with kat, the other 50% of the time is up in the air. ;) she likes driving and her first car was a volvo that only recieved AM stations. also, do not be deceived by her size. she'd chew you up and spit you out again. in that picture, shes looking up at doug.
bethel - also known as ding. known for her censored rapping, ding also likes her suvs, louis vuitton, and saving the world. currently a student at cal state long beach, you will all soon see her rocking the ER.
brian - everyones favorite kuya. fellow founder of long beach fridays and riverside thrusday. this guy will soon fight for his country. brian drives many cars likea volkswagon tourag, a volvo from the 1980's, an altima and formerly a 510. his favorite past times are visiting his adings, drinking games and as you can obviously see from his headshot, hooters waitesses. ok that last part was a lie. he loves hooters wings and continental fried rice from banana bay.
eden - twin and fellow large car driver. last seen: tina's debut. influential in the reunification of doug and i seeing that she introduced leslie and guzman, and doug found me through guzman. i see her on a monthly basis. usually upon meeting, i screech out EEDEENN! she is currently in italy, taking the world by storm.
erin - owner of a broken bed. inspiration for me making my blog in the first place. last seen: new years. currently living it up as a crazy college student in leland stanford university. her favorite past times are riding her bike, frolicking and reading dirty fanfiction. also, she introduced me to the purple monkey, RIVERS!
grace - also known as the violent one in moon bounces. in fact, thats her indian name. last seen: cooking. currently at uc santa barbara doing god knows what. just look at the bacardi 151 in her hands. do you think you can trust her? i thought not.
israel - the son of god, well no... katherines boyfriend of over 2 years now. he drives very, very fast.
joann - the coolest thai out there. wooord. currently a kick ass first year at irvine, jo likes using her glow in the dark _________. just kidding. no i'm not.
jp - bro through aphio. he likes to rhyme, a lot. jan patrick is a student at georgetown university. i introduced him to our sister. yes, you heard right, i introduced him to our sister. i beat him at literati which will never happen again. his room will always be open to me in the most non-sexual meaning of that phrase. haha.
katie - taller than i. former driver of minivan, current ride: honda civic. last seen: bethel's debut. ask her to dance the smooth criminal dance. shes so frikkin graceful.
leslie and guzman - trojans. nuff said. leslie was originally my friend. then eden hooked guz and her up, guzman being edens elementary school friend. blah blah, doug went to highschool with guz. to make a long story short, they're the reason why i have a boyfriend today. w00t.
mytch and norm - famous cousins. known for their dancing skills, they will soon rule the world. yeah, maaaybe.
tracy - the single most successful 19 year old in the western united states. for real.
pingol - former algebra II, amt, and swim buddy. shes also really brown. currently a third year at ucr, she was last seen walking through the commons
daviere - youngest of the tree group. currently up at university of san francisco, davi's adventures include getting hit in the face by a very large sclong, an 8 inch un cut sclong. word. davis back down in la. that crazy chick.
lorenz - lorenz is lorenz. i put you here because thats just a really funny pciture of you. but lorenz is cool.
lauren w - birthday buddy and fellow ucr goer. shes really cool and drives a toyota corolla. lauren talks a lot and i known for her saying "thats awful!" in a very sincere manner.
zette - founding member of TEAM MONEY! and attendee of immac and sbs. i went to school with this girl for 13 years. word. shes doing the crazy thing up in frisco state. i give her pearls of wisdom and we like teasing jjsexie.. WE'RE ALL ADULTS HERE.
renee - this crazy chinese girl needs no explaination. renee is just NUTS
misc. [sbs/ucr/random people]
myla - future roomate. and yes, that is a big black cock that shes holding. thank you hustler hollywood.
mj and joe - children of rowland heights. i met this couple through brian. well actually, i met them through charlyn, but thats another story. joe is a funny drunk and mj is funny sober. they're going to get married and brian is going to be best man and make the best best man speech everr. joe is also one of the founding members of long beach fridays. his nickname is 'average joe'
lauren b - fellow sbs attendee. left after 5th grade, she now resides in the city of sin, henderson, nevada. doug and i found her in one of our great google searches. she is also my twin, quite eerie.
jalata - my gay boyfriend. jal lives up the hall. probably one of the coolest people that i've met here in riverside, we actually go to the same nail salon back in los angeles.
chris from up the hall. this guy continually comes into my room and steals my food, like that pink cookie he's eating.
yalie - my brown rich girls counterpart. after watching ally hilfiger and jaime gleisher every week, we decided to go to new york to act out our own scenes. so we did. that picture of her is at the metropolitan museum of art in ny. oh yeah... SHES REAL.
liz - she used to live down the hall, now she lives up the hall. the creator of the cast idea, i maliciously ripped the idea off of her.
do you not see your name here? that probably means that i couldnt find an embarrassing picture of you.
perhaps this is a good thing. if you would like to be in this cast list, please contact me and we'll get
together, spend a whole day where there will be oodles of moments where i can catch many embarrassing
photos of you. kbye.
vanessa - star of this life. this is about my me. and thats about it. she likes long walks on the beach, halogen lamps and staying up until 6am to write things like this. she drives a large car and doesnt mind giving people rides, just dont make it a habit or make it so i totally run out of gas. she has a fascination with black flip flops and my digital camera. can you tell? she took all the cast pictures. word. in that picture, im at banana bay. and my rufio shirt is cool.
doug - the boyfriend. yeah, he gets the catagory with me because he seriously doesnt fit anywhere else. and im not about to put my boyfriend under misc. we dont remember exactly the moment we laid eyes on each other, but we do know that he was probably wearing blue dennis(r) walking shorts and i was wearing a little montrose plaid jumper. he lives around the block when im living in los angeles. as a staunch supporter of public transportation, he can seriously get anywhere with a day pass and the metro. his ability to make me laugh is one of the reasons why im with him. that picture was taken at the central library on one of our bizarre redline trips.
mom and dad - the producers of this show. literally...
mama fely - my grandmother. the eighty seven year old matriarch of the barrios family, she was a concert pianist in the philippines. sadly, she couldnt teach any of my thirteen cousins how to read notes but we'll look over that small fact.
sonny cheeba - wendell's dog. he's huge. that picture is deceiving. the ibook is really as big as a cardboard box.
wendell - my cousin. he'll call me to either clean his fish tank or for a companion for a BOOBA SMOODIE.
jerel/debbie - other cousin, he uses up my families hot water. i dont think he reads this. debbie is jerel's girlfriend. a follower of my blog, she is the only well liked significant other from my immediate cousins.
danielle - the sister. we spent 9 months out of our lives in the same womb [at seperate times]. she plays many different roles in my life movie such as enemy, confidant, ally, bitch, genius and instigator. currently living in dc, shes an active member of alpha phi omega, international health major, and smoker of benson and hedges. she also hates this picture with a passion
kat - le best friend. never a social gauche, kat is trusted by my parents, which means when i tell them im hanging out with kat, 50% of the time, im hanging with kat, the other 50% of the time is up in the air. ;) she likes driving and her first car was a volvo that only recieved AM stations. also, do not be deceived by her size. she'd chew you up and spit you out again. in that picture, shes looking up at doug.
bethel - also known as ding. known for her censored rapping, ding also likes her suvs, louis vuitton, and saving the world. currently a student at cal state long beach, you will all soon see her rocking the ER.
brian - everyones favorite kuya. fellow founder of long beach fridays and riverside thrusday. this guy will soon fight for his country. brian drives many cars likea volkswagon tourag, a volvo from the 1980's, an altima and formerly a 510. his favorite past times are visiting his adings, drinking games and as you can obviously see from his headshot, hooters waitesses. ok that last part was a lie. he loves hooters wings and continental fried rice from banana bay.
eden - twin and fellow large car driver. last seen: tina's debut. influential in the reunification of doug and i seeing that she introduced leslie and guzman, and doug found me through guzman. i see her on a monthly basis. usually upon meeting, i screech out EEDEENN! she is currently in italy, taking the world by storm.
erin - owner of a broken bed. inspiration for me making my blog in the first place. last seen: new years. currently living it up as a crazy college student in leland stanford university. her favorite past times are riding her bike, frolicking and reading dirty fanfiction. also, she introduced me to the purple monkey, RIVERS!
grace - also known as the violent one in moon bounces. in fact, thats her indian name. last seen: cooking. currently at uc santa barbara doing god knows what. just look at the bacardi 151 in her hands. do you think you can trust her? i thought not.
israel - the son of god, well no... katherines boyfriend of over 2 years now. he drives very, very fast.
joann - the coolest thai out there. wooord. currently a kick ass first year at irvine, jo likes using her glow in the dark _________. just kidding. no i'm not.
jp - bro through aphio. he likes to rhyme, a lot. jan patrick is a student at georgetown university. i introduced him to our sister. yes, you heard right, i introduced him to our sister. i beat him at literati which will never happen again. his room will always be open to me in the most non-sexual meaning of that phrase. haha.
katie - taller than i. former driver of minivan, current ride: honda civic. last seen: bethel's debut. ask her to dance the smooth criminal dance. shes so frikkin graceful.
leslie and guzman - trojans. nuff said. leslie was originally my friend. then eden hooked guz and her up, guzman being edens elementary school friend. blah blah, doug went to highschool with guz. to make a long story short, they're the reason why i have a boyfriend today. w00t.
mytch and norm - famous cousins. known for their dancing skills, they will soon rule the world. yeah, maaaybe.
tracy - the single most successful 19 year old in the western united states. for real.
pingol - former algebra II, amt, and swim buddy. shes also really brown. currently a third year at ucr, she was last seen walking through the commons
daviere - youngest of the tree group. 
lorenz - lorenz is lorenz. i put you here because thats just a really funny pciture of you. but lorenz is cool.
lauren w - birthday buddy and fellow ucr goer. shes really cool and drives a toyota corolla. lauren talks a lot and i known for her saying "thats awful!" in a very sincere manner.
zette - founding member of TEAM MONEY! and attendee of immac and sbs. i went to school with this girl for 13 years. word. shes doing the crazy thing up in frisco state. i give her pearls of wisdom and we like teasing jjsexie.. WE'RE ALL ADULTS HERE.
renee - this crazy chinese girl needs no explaination. renee is just NUTS
myla - future roomate. and yes, that is a big black cock that shes holding. thank you hustler hollywood.
mj and joe - children of rowland heights. i met this couple through brian. well actually, i met them through charlyn, but thats another story. joe is a funny drunk and mj is funny sober. they're going to get married and brian is going to be best man and make the best best man speech everr. joe is also one of the founding members of long beach fridays. his nickname is 'average joe'
lauren b - fellow sbs attendee. left after 5th grade, she now resides in the city of sin, henderson, nevada. doug and i found her in one of our great google searches. she is also my twin, quite eerie.
jalata - my gay boyfriend. jal lives up the hall. probably one of the coolest people that i've met here in riverside, we actually go to the same nail salon back in los angeles.
chris from up the hall. this guy continually comes into my room and steals my food, like that pink cookie he's eating.
yalie - my brown rich girls counterpart. after watching ally hilfiger and jaime gleisher every week, we decided to go to new york to act out our own scenes. so we did. that picture of her is at the metropolitan museum of art in ny. oh yeah... SHES REAL.
liz - she used to live down the hall, now she lives up the hall. the creator of the cast idea, i maliciously ripped the idea off of her.